The Joy of Tech is hillarious…

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Published by Robert Scoble

I give you a front-row seat on the future. Focusing most of my efforts now on next-generation augmented reality and artificial intelligence, AKA "mixed reality." SUBSCRIBE TO MY NEWSLETTER: http://clevermoe.com/scobleizer-news/ BUY OUR NEW BOOK: https://www.amazon.com/Fourth-Transformation-Robert-Scoble/dp/1539894444 "The Fourth Transformation: How augmented reality and artificial intelligence will change everything." WATCH MY LATEST SPEECHES: State of VR with Philip Rosedale (done in VR itself, very cool): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2zAA1EVGUZU At GEOINT, June 2017: http://trajectorymagazine.com/glimpse-new-world/ Augmented World Expo, June 2017: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l4xHILvLD8E At Leade.rs, April 2017: https://youtu.be/52_0JshgjXI +++++++++++ BIO: Scoble gives you a front-row seat on the future. Literally. He had the first ride in the first Tesla. Siri was launched in his house. He's been the first to share all sorts of technologies and companies with you, from Flipboard to Pandora to Instagram. Today he's focusing on mixed reality, AKA "next-generation augmented reality" which will include a new user interface for EVERYTHING in your life (IoT, Smart Cities, driverless cars, robots, drones, etc). That's based on his view thanks to his past experience as futurist at Rackspace. Best place to find Scoble? On his Facebook profile at https://www.facebook.com/RobertScoble He has been a technology blogger since 2000, was one of five people who built Microsoft's Channel 9 video blog/community, worked at Fast Company Magazine running its TV efforts, and has been part of technology media businesses since 1993. ++++++++ SPEAKER PITCH: Apple and Facebook now have revealed their Augmented Reality strategies, which means your business needs one too. Rely on Robert Scoble, the world's top authority on AR, to bring to your conference what businesses should do next. SPEECH ABSTRACT #1: TITLE: The Fourth Transformation: What's next in mixed reality (AR and AI) and the future of technology? Here's an example of this talk at Leade.rs in Paris in April, 2017: https://youtu.be/52_0JshgjXI Why "the Fourth Transformation?" Soon we will have phones and glasses that do full on augmented reality. Everything you look at will potentially be augmented. This world is coming in late 2017 with a new iPhone from Apple, amongst other products. Microsoft is betting everything on its HoloLens glasses that do mixed reality and the industry is spending many billions of dollars in R&D and funding new companies like Magic Leap. This future will be the user interface for IoT, Smart Cities, autonomous cars, robots, drones, and your TV. This is a big deal and Robert will take you through what mixed reality is and how it will change every business. Learn more about Robert's speaking style and contact his agent at http://odemanagement.com/robert-scoble/Robert-Scoble.html ++++++++ SPEECH ABSTRACT #2: "The Next Two Clicks of Moore's Law." Over the next four years, or two clicks of Moore's Law, a ton about our technology world will change. Scoble will bring you the best from his travels visiting R&D labs, startups, and innovators around the world. He views the world through his rose-colored-mixed-reality glasses, which will be the new user interface for self driving cars, Smart Cities, IoT, and many other things in our world. He'll send you off with some lessons for companies both large and small. ++++++++ SPEECH ABSTRACT #3: "Personalized Meaning: What is Augmented Reality For?" As we enter a far more technological world where even cars drive themselves, I predict we'll see a blowback toward the analog, more authentic world. What role does augmented reality play in both worlds? Get Scoble's insight into where augmented reality is going, see tons of real-world demos, and understand what he means by 'personalized meaning.' CONTACT: If you are looking to contact me, email is best: scobleizer@gmail.com. ++++++++ ENDORSEMENTS: IZEA Top 25 Tech Influencers: https://izea.com/2017/07/07/25-top-tech-influencers/ Time: One of the top 140 Twitterers! FT: One of the five most influential Twitterers! Inc. Top 5 on list of Tech Power Players You Need to Know: http://www.inc.com/john-rampton/30-power-players-in-tech-you-need-to-know.html Next Reality: #4 on top 50 AR influencer list: https://next.reality.news/news/nr50-next-realitys-50-people-watch-augmented-mixed-reality-0177454/

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26 thoughts on “The Joy of Tech is hillarious…”

  1. We see so much virtual violence and depictions of violent killings that we don’t even give it a second thought.

    The sad thing about that comic is that – it is perceived as funny despite the obvious depiction of violent death that goes completely unnoticed.

    It seems that almost everything nowadays involves homicide or mutilation to make even the slightest point or attempt at wit

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  2. We see so much virtual violence and depictions of violent killings that we don’t even give it a second thought.

    The sad thing about that comic is that – it is perceived as funny despite the obvious depiction of violent death that goes completely unnoticed.

    It seems that almost everything nowadays involves homicide or mutilation to make even the slightest point or attempt at wit

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  7. LOL.. loved it.

    SE you need to chill. You will see in life exactly what you want to see. Be carefull what you go looking for.

    1. It was a comic
    2. It was a referance to a popular movie
    3. The violence in the movie was not over the top and important to the story

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  10. LOL.. loved it.

    SE you need to chill. You will see in life exactly what you want to see. Be carefull what you go looking for.

    1. It was a comic
    2. It was a referance to a popular movie
    3. The violence in the movie was not over the top and important to the story

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  19. SearchEngines, let me be the first to assure you that no one was hurt in the making of this comic.

    First of all, the Time Traveler’s SAWZALL brand tear gland harvester is set to Gentle, and would not have harmed Mr. Scoble in the least.

    In addition, Nitrozac and I programed the Terminator to NOT kill. The Time Travelers were gently blown to sleep using compressed air and vanilla-scented popuri.

    A sixth panel was sadly omitted due to a lack of space. In it, the T2 serves the Time Travelers breakfast in bed, and brings them their folded and pressed laundry so that they may begin their trip home feeling fresh and relaxed. 🙂

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  20. SearchEngines, let me be the first to assure you that no one was hurt in the making of this comic.

    First of all, the Time Traveler’s SAWZALL brand tear gland harvester is set to Gentle, and would not have harmed Mr. Scoble in the least.

    In addition, Nitrozac and I programed the Terminator to NOT kill. The Time Travelers were gently blown to sleep using compressed air and vanilla-scented popuri.

    A sixth panel was sadly omitted due to a lack of space. In it, the T2 serves the Time Travelers breakfast in bed, and brings them their folded and pressed laundry so that they may begin their trip home feeling fresh and relaxed. 🙂

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  21. Soooo funny! I was thinking of buying madescoblecry.com and having it redirect to wwtelescope.com.

    But really, you could turn this into a new web site with a feed of “things so amazing, they’ll bring a tear to your eye.”

    You could even post stuff that’s bad. I guess that would make you the new Iron Eyes Cody.

    For some reason I was convinced you had seen some Desney Tan brain-computer interface stuff…

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  22. Soooo funny! I was thinking of buying madescoblecry.com and having it redirect to wwtelescope.com.

    But really, you could turn this into a new web site with a feed of “things so amazing, they’ll bring a tear to your eye.”

    You could even post stuff that’s bad. I guess that would make you the new Iron Eyes Cody.

    For some reason I was convinced you had seen some Desney Tan brain-computer interface stuff…

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