Patrick, if you haven’t figured it out yet, is a total Steve Jobs love child. He always is pointing out those new Apple ads.

So, you can be sure I’ll show him this spoof of those ads this morning. Contains some adult language. Nothing a 12-year-old hasn’t heard on a playground somewhere, though.

We’ll be leaving soon, got my GPS and my EVDO card all ready for the trip. Streets and Trips 2006 is pretty sweet, by the way. Definitely cool things to have on a road trip.

Update: Patrick didn’t think these were funny. Heheh. New ways to torture your 12-year-old.